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Dm

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C

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E7

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2

Cocamamie Business

        Am
Bust my back on the Levy - broke my strings on the BBC
Dm                                C               E7  G
Found my chops on Eel Pie Island - paid my dues at the Marquee
        Am                          Dm
Slagged off by the N.M.E. - lost my stash and my virginity
        Dm         E7   Am
In this Cockamamie Business
       Am
Got my face on Ed Sullivan - broke my heart on the Soul Train
     Dm                           C                  E7     G
Introduced to Bad Company - lost cells down at Brain Drain
      Am                           Dm
And before I could mend - lost the missus, missed the girlfriend
        Dm         E7  Am
In this Cockamamie Business
        Am
Now we like to air condition - though the air has no ozone ring
Dm                           C
Still they're chopping down the forest for McDonalds and the Burger
E7  G
King
       Am                                   Dm
Eating cows with such persistance - doesn't offer much resistance
        Dm         E7   Am
To this Cockamamie Business
          Am
There are too many things - stressing out the nervous system
Dm                        C                          E7   G
Girls you used to know - fellas that may have kissed'em
         Am                                 Dm
Some got rabies - Some got fleas - some got incurable diseases
          Dm         E7  Am
From this Cockamamie Business
Am
Everybody's after as many points as they can get
                    Dm
As long as it's not them that has to pay
       C                E7   G
No one really minds the Debt
       Am                           Dm
5-Star actors, tax inspectors, film producers and directors
           Dm         E7  Am
With their Cockamamie Business
          Am
Well you do what you can - can't do much more than that
(No you can't do what he just said)
     Dm                             C                  E7      G
Some days you're pretty sharp - on other days you feel half dead
(While you make your daily bread)
       Am                         Dm
Didn't want to be a star - wanted just to play guitar
        Dm         E7  Am
In this Cockamamie Business