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C

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F#

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D#

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a

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c

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g

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A

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G#

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3

Too Drunk To Fuck

I'd appreciate if someone would check this out and make
some additions/corrections. I know there must be lots of
errors here; I don't have an electric guitar at home, so
I tried to figure this out with an acoustic, which wasn't
that easy…

riff A:        e| --------------------------------
B| --------------------------------
G| --------------------------------
D| --------0-1-0---------0-----0---
A| 0---3-0-------3-0-0-3-----3---3-
E| --------------------------------

riff B:        e| --------------------------------
B| --------------------------------
G| --------------------------------
D| ----------------0---0---1---0---
A| 3---3---3---3-------------------
E| --------------------------------

riff A2:    e| ------------------------
B| ------------------------
G| ------------------------
D| --------0-1-0---------0-
A| 0---3-0-------3-0-0-3---
E| ------------------------

riff C:        e| ----------------
B| ----------------
G| ----------------
D| ----------------
A| ----------------
E| 5---5---3-5---3-

riff D:        e| --------------------------------
B| --------------------------------
G| --------------------------------
D| --------2-3-2---------2-----2---
A| 2---5-2-------5-2-2-5-----5---5-
E| --------------------------------

riff E:        e| --------------------------------
B| --------------------------------
G| --------------------------------
D| ----------------2---2---3---2---
A| 5---5---5---5-------------------
E| --------------------------------

riff D2:    e| ------------------------
B| ------------------------
G| ------------------------
D| --------2-3-2---------2-
A| 2---5-2-------5-2-2-5---
E| ------------------------

intro:        riff A } x2

verse:        riff A } x4 (sing on third)
riff B
riff A

riff A } x2
riff B
riff A2

Went to a party
I danced all night
I drank sixteen beers
and I started up a fight

But now I'm jaded
You're out of luck
I'm rolling down the stairs
too drunk to fuck

chords:                                --G -G -G -

E -------------------------G -G -G -

       Too drunk to fuck

E -------------------------G -G -G -

       Too drunk to fuck

E ---------G -G -G -E ---------G -G -G -

  Too drunk,       to fuck

E ---E ---F ---F ---F# --F# --C ---C ---

I'm too drunk, too drunk, too drunk to fuck

repeat verse

2nd verse lyrics:
I like your stories
I like your gun
Shooting out cop tires
sounds like loads and loads of fun

But in my room
Wish you were dead
You ball like the baby
in Eraserhead

Too drunk to fuck
It's all I need right now
Too drunk to fuck

break:        C ---------------C ---------------
C ---------------C ---------------
C -------D -------D# ------D --D# -D -
D# --C ---------------------------
C -------D -------D# ------D --D# -D -
C -------------------------------

riff C } x3

D -----D# ----C ---

riff C } x2

D -----C -----a -g -c -a -------G -G -G -    (a -g -c -a - with a
                                     single string)
E -------------------------G -G -G -

  Too drunk....

E -------------------------G -G -G -

E ---------G -G -G -E ---------G -G -G -

E ---E ---F ---F ---F# --F# --C ---C ---

I'm sick soft gooey and cold, too drunk to fuck

riff A } x2

verse:        riff D } x4
riff E
riff D

riff D } x2
riff E
riff D2

I'm about to drop
My head's a mess
The only salvation is
I'll never see you again

You give me head
It makes it worse
Take out your fucking retainer
put it in your purse

                        --A -A -A -

F# ------------------------A -A -A -

Too drunk…

F# ------------------------A -A -A -

F# --------A -A -A -F# --------A -A -A -

F# --F# --G ---G ---G# --G# --D ---D --- } x3

It's all I need right now, oh baby
I'm melting like an ice cream bar, oh baby
And now I got diarrhea, too drunk to fuck

D -------C -------D -------F --D -F -- } x3

                    Yeah, yeah

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