D/E
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A
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E
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D
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G
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B
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C
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F#m
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D7
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Dm
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G7
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Polythene Pam
D/E  A  E } x 2 
E                D   A         E
Well, you should see Polythene Pam
               D              A            E
She's so good looking but she looks like a man
                   G                             B
Well, you should see her in drag, dressed in her polythene bag
                C   D         E
Yes, you should see Polythene Pam.
C     D     E
Yeah, yeah, yeah
D/E  A  E } x 2 
Get a dose of her in jackboots and kilt
She's killer diller when she's dressed to the hilt
She's the kind of a girl that makes the _News of the World_
Yes, you could say she was attractively built.
Yeah, yeah, yeah
D/E  A  E } x2 
D  A  E } x 9? 
A                                D
She came in through the bathroom window
A         F#m         D
protected by a silver spoon
A           F#m                 D
But now she sucks her thumb and wonders
       D7                      A
by the banks of her own lagoon
 (A)                Dm
Didn't anybody tell her?
A                   Dm
Didn't anybody see?
G7                       C
Sunday's on the phone to Monday
Tuesday's on the phone to me
She said she'd always been a dancer
Worked in fifteen clubs a day
And though I thought I knew the answer
Well, I knew but I could not say
So I quit the police department
and got myself a steady job
And though she tried her best to help me
she could steal but she could not rob