Fuck A Dog

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I wanna fuck a dog in the ass
(he wants to fuck a dog)
i wanna fuck a dog
(thats right kids)

I tried to fuck your mom in the ass
I tried to fuck your dad in the ass
Could only find the dog
And his ass

We wanna fuck a dog in the ass
We wanna fuck a dog in the ass
We fuck a dog

I tried to fuck a fuckin pirate in the ass
(argh! me and me first mate)
Tried to fuck a fucking pirate
but found the dog (argh, twas no pirate, twas thine own seester)

We wanna fuck a dog in the ass
We wanna fuck a dog in the ass
We fuck a dog