Hooray For Boobies
Ballad of Chasey Lane

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Verse:        e|--------------------------|-----------------|
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d|--11-11-11-11-11-11-11-11-|-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-|
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e|-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-|-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4--|
Dear Chasey Lane
I wrote to explain
I'm your biggest fan
I just wanted to ask
Could i eat your ass
Write back as soon as you can

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d|-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-|-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-.|
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e|-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-|-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4--|

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You had a lot of dick
(had a lot of dick)
I've had a lot of time
(had a lot of time)
You had a lot of dick, Chasey
but you ain't got mine

Verse:        Dear Chasey Lane
I wrote to complain
You never wrote me back
How could i ever eat
your ass when you tread
your biggest fan like that

chorus: riff 3

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Verse:        Dear Chasey Lane
I wrote to constrain
this letter is my last
as your biggest fan
I must demand
You let me eat your ass

Chorus:
Bridge:

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e|-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-|-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-|-9--9--9--9--9--9--9--9--|-9--|

Bridge2:

P.S., mom and dad this is Chasey
Chasey this is my mom and dad
Now show 'em them tities

Bridge2:

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Would you fuck me for blow

Intro:
Riff: