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Happy Holidays You Bastard
Blink 182 - Take Off Your Pants And JAcket (2001 MCA Records)

Key: B

Tuning: Standard EADGBe

Chords used:
B  -   x24442
F#  -  244322
G#m  - 466444
E  -   022100


Verse 1:
               B
It's Christmas Eve and I've
             F#
only wrapped two fucking presents
          B
Christmas Eve and I've only
        F#
wrapped two fucking presents
      G#m
And I hate hate hate your guts
  E
I hate hate hate your guts
    B          F#           E
And I'll never talk to you again
Unless your dad will suck me off
B          F#           E
I'll never talk to you again
Unless your mom will touch my cock
B          F#           E
I'll never talk to you again
Ejaculate into a sock
B          F#           E
I'll never talk to you again
           F#
I'll never talk to you again


Verse 2:
           B
It's Labor day and my Grandpa
         F#
just ate seven fucking hotdogs
      B
Labor day and my grandpa
         F#
just ate seven fucking hotdogs
       G#m
And he shit shit shits his pants
     E
He's always fucking
shitting his pants
    B          F#           E
And I'll never talk to you again
Unless your dad will suck me off
B          F#           E
I'll never talk to you again
Unless your mom will touch my cock
B          F#           E
I'll never talk to you again
Ejaculate into a sock
B          F#           E
I'll never talk to you again
           F#           B   B (hold) 
I'll never talk to you again